Last but not least, the W South Beach played impromptu “I just flew in on my private jet” 3 AM host to the Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade and LeBron James Miami Heat lovefest/coming-out party, a high-def display of the Seven Deadly Sins, all wrapped in a giant mound of silicone, Benjamins and skin. Wall? Packed. Living Room? Packed. Mr Chow? Packed. Me? Gone. South Beach? Status quo.

TOP: A dancer performs at Pinkroom’s opening night celebration; BOTTOM: Joy Taylor attends Ruinart Champagne’s “20(12): Twenty Twelve” exhibition at Miami Art Space.

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